Westland Boldsmooth (April Fools' 2017)

Westland Boldsmooth
Westland Boldsmooth (April Fools 2017)
Spirit Type

American Single Malt Whiskey

Series

April Fools’ Day

Release Date

April 1, 2017

Specifications

  • Grain Bill: Not stated
  • Cask Type: Not stated
  • Maturation Time: Not stated

Release Info

  • Spirit Type: American Single Malt Whiskey
  • Series: April Fools’ Day
  • Release Name: Boldsmooth
  • Release Date: April 1, 2017
  • ABV: 40%
  • Size: 750ml
  • Total Bottled: TBD
  • Distribution: Distillery Exclusive

From the Distillery

  • “In our unending quest to create the world’s finest single malt whiskey, Matt and his team here developed a propietary quadfecta of four-step techniques that yield a whiskey that is simultaneously more Bold and more Smooth than any whiskey we’ve ever conceived of before. BoldSmooth is quadruple distilled, quadruple matured, quadruple filtered and quadruple reserved, bringing more power, more allure, more elegance, more sophistication, more prestige, more dynamic magnetism, and even more boldness and smoothness than any other whiskey on earth.
    Quadruple Distilled.
    Quadruple Matured.
    Quadruple Filtered.
    Quadruple Reserved.”
  • Tasting Notes:
    • “Nose: Bold”
    • “Palate: Smooth”
  • “How can we bring more power, more allure, more elegance, more sophistication, more prestige, more dynamic magnetism, and even more bodless and smoothness into our whiskey than any other legal recreational consumable on earth?
    Boldsmooth begins as a triple distilled light whiskey, which spent 4 years traditionally aging in New American Oak casks. It was then distilled again by Westland. Then, the whiskey is aged once again.
    Boldsmooth is a quadruple distilled whiskey, released as an April Fool’s bottling in 2017.”

Databases

Reviews

Events

  • May 16, 2026: Westland Vintage Single Cask Market - two bottles were available for sale

Archivist’s Notes

  • “I have not yet tasted Boldsmooth and have not uncorked my bottle. When I purchased it at the Vintage Single Cask Market, the Tasting Room staff informed me that Master Blender Shane Armstrong had requested that they inform any purchasers that it is ‘inarguably a bad whiskey’. I have heard similar from friends who have tasted it. Also note the high amount of charcoal in my bottle (pictured) which is apparently not unusual for this release.”
Tags: Whiskey Quadruple Distilled April Fools' Day